Some stupid pick up lines
Okay! I just posted the video of “guy love“.
It’s funny eh? I think so, and I said this would make you laugh your ass off;
but you know what? I just read something that REALLY made me laugh my ass off.
I’m not sure if it was because I just had more than half a can of energy drink, and I acted a bit too hyper.
Anyway, here you go …… some stupid pick up lines!
1. My love for you is like diarrhea…… I can’t hold it in.
(I fell off my chair when I read this one.)
2. Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
(I think this one is more an insult than a compliment. I’d be angry if someone said my beloved father was an alien. LOL.)
3. Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!
Here are what might work on me. Ha ha…
1. I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.
2. Hey, what are the chances of a guy like me, picking up a girl like you?
3. Hi, do you dig guys who use cheesy pick up lines?
4. You’re cute! Mind if I use you so I can impress my friends?
Check out this page if you’re interested in reading more.
101 Stupendous Pick Up Lines and others
Add comment January 21st, 2007