Deliciously Stephy

My list of “Things Girls Wish Guys Knew”

February 7th, 2007

1) If you hold our hand while you are driving
we will be thoroughly impressed…
especially if it’s a stick.

2) Girls need food, water, and
compliments to survive.

3) Never comment on how much a girl eats…ever.

4) Keep in mind that we withold sex when we’re mad at you,
so you might wanna get around to apologizing…

5) Anything you do or say to another girl
that you wouldn’t want us to know about
is considered cheating.

6) The excuse “I can’t dance” is unacceptable…
we’ll appreciate the simplefact that you’re trying.

On that note, if you refuse to dance,
expect us to dance with other guys…
and lots of them.

7) Make fun of our clothes…prepare to die.

8) Tell us we’re beautiful.

9) The “little things” in a relationship are really the biggest.

10) Foreplay isn’t something we should have to ask for…
it’s a prerequisite.

11) If you’re gonna look at other girls,
at least make sure we don’t see you do it.

12) One word when it comes to smoking…quit.

13) Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)

14) Don’t say you understand when you don’t.

15) If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t, apologize.

16) We are beautiful at all times.

17) We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren’t.

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