***Your Life is 49% Perfect***
Your life is pretty normal - sometimes great, sometimes not so great.
You have a lot of good stuff going on. Your life may be more perfect than you realize.
How Perfect is Your Life?
http://www.blogthings.com/howperfectisyourlifequiz/
Add comment May 11th, 2007
Bailing out …… your favourite.
Sick again? Is there a better lie?
Being considerate eh? Excuse.
Add comment January 8th, 2007
You know what?
I don’t trust you.
I thought I knew you,
but the truth is I don’t.
Add comment January 8th, 2007
A Sunday school teacher asked her children
as they were on the way to church service,
”And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
One bright little girl replied,
”Because people are sleeping.”
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
”If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
’Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
”Ryan, you be Jesus!”
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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore here a seagull lay dead in the sand.
”Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked.
”He died and went to Heaven,” the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
”Did God throw him back down?”
Add comment January 7th, 2007
so yesterday was my birthday. I didn’t go out at all… just felt like having some rest at home.
Well, I was planning to go shopping in the afternoon, but Chap seemed really tired, and I fell asleep myself while trying to wake him up.
Well, I guess sleeping is always a good thing to me; but I felt really sad when I woke up from my afternoon nap.
It was 7p.m.—too late to go to any mall, and Chap… he didn’t prepare anything for my birthday — not even a birthday cake. Although I didn’t really expect anything from him as I knew how busy he was and how tight we were on money, I still felt a bit disappointed.
I tried very hard to hold back my tears coz I didn’t want Chap to feel bad … (after all, it’s really not his fault)… but my tear simply kept coming out.
Anyway, I’m ok now.
Thank you for all who remember my birthday!
Thank you for all who love me with their hearts!
Thank you God for everything!
P.S. “We love because God love us first.”
Add comment January 4th, 2007
This is Hilarious, and the so-called motto at the end of the article
is definitely worth a thought or two… though it’s absolutely wrong.
LOL
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A little something to keep in mind for Christmas.
You’ve probably all seen this before, but it’s time for a reminder …..
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it’s rare. In fact, it’s even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can’t find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It’s not as if you’re going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It’s later than you think. It’s Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That’s the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy . Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they’re made with skim milk or whole milk. If it’s skim, pass. Why bother? It’s like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people’s food for free. Lots of it. Hello?
6 Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year’s. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you’ll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don’t budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They’re like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you’re never going to see them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don’t like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it’s loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.
10. One final tip: If you don’t feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven’t been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.
Remember this motto to live by:
“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!”
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Source: Funny Emails
Add comment December 15th, 2006
People always forget about what they have said.
Good that you no longer care much about them,
or you would be once again being driven crazy by disappointment.
Add comment December 13th, 2006
OMG OMG OMG! Really? The long-awaited Macintel ultra-thin, ultra-portable speed king is coming? I want one! I want one! I want one!
Awww… when have I become so greedy? I used to be happy with my freaky old and slow Pentium III, and now I should be happy with my MacBook, right?
All of a sudden, I feel like starting to write up my Christmas wish list. :p
Hmm……
Source: Mac OS Rumors
Add comment December 12th, 2006
Saw them with Chap at Urban Outfitter yesterday.
Each of them makes a different sound, and
the whole set forms an “orchestra”.
Aren’t they cute?!
Too bad that they cost Cad$24 each,
or I would buy them all home.
Note:
Their website mentioned a Knockman Picture Book, and
its Chinese version just came out.
Does anyone know if it is good?
Sources: Maywa Denki and Knockman
Add comment November 24th, 2006
OMG! Our picture is in the brochure of UofT Summer Abroad Program!!!
I ran into Gilbert at Woodsworth College on Wednesday. On our way leaving the building, I saw a bunch of 2006 Summer Abroad brochures, so I picked up a copy for myself. Well, I’m not planning to do a summer course in another courtries again; I’m just curious about what they have this year.
I flipped through the brochure that night — not expecting anything special from it. Then …… I saw our picture !! That was a picture we took with some university students from Guang Zhou. I don’t even have that picture. @_@
Anyway, I was really surprised. Later I found that the picture was submitted by Rose. Am I the only one who didn’t know about it? coz I didn’t go to the Reunion Party in last October; probably everyone knew about it in the party when they announced the winners of the photo and video contest …… as they might also announce what pictures would be used in this year’s brochure? Or the brochures were already printed and were distributed to people who attended the party?
Well, you can see the brochure online. Click Here and go to P.38…… haha
For my pictures in HK, go here.
Add comment January 20th, 2006
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